I think this may have to be my last blog.
There is no way I could ever write ANYTHING as amusing as Samantha THICK-AS-A Brick has in the Daily Mail in the last few days:
I think her husband may be tiring of her immense beauty though. In her two Daily Mail articles we see this picture of the pair:
Followed by this:
Undoubtedly, she is very,very,very,VERY pretty but it still looks to me – that despite her smug look – he’s decided to use that rifle…. AND that he’s already recce’d where the body’s gonna’ go.
Presumably NO women will be allowed on the jury at the subsequent murder trial for obvious reasons.