Don’t deprive yourself of the pleasure of being dragged from the shower to answer the door to yet another BRILLIANT money saving offer from an energy provider…
..nor is there is any need to forego the heart-warming sight of another clipboard wielding market researcher or charity collector..
…and why not embrace the opportunity to purchase all sorts of useless shite from charlatans posing as penniless students…?
ALL you will need to do is to print off the poster below and pin it up on your front door. I sometimes add to the effect by throwing some fresh bits of liver and kidney at the notice and letting it splatter on the doorstep – that really gets the party going.