” I CAN’T leave now…” * sob * “..there’s so much I haven’t done….”
The heart-rending final words of a dying soldier on the field of battle perhaps?
Or possibly someone having to leave a mortally wounded friend to their fate as nothing more can be done?
No..it’s MUCH more serious than that: it’s another heartbroken “Wasterchef” contestant pleading for their “cooking life” after fucking up a boiled egg.
“It means everything…”
“I’ve so much more to give”
“This is my life…”
The fekkers should be either locked in the freezer till the following week or shoved head first through the sink’s disposal unit..
Alternatively maybe the losing/leaving contestant could be chopped up and served in a “reduced sauce” in the next episode..