My mate Julian who claims he has mates “in the force” (but is NOT a Jedi) reckons one of them told him that some sick b*stard broke into THE Stephen Hawkings house and replaced the keyboard that he uses to “talk” , with one of those Stylaphone things.
Worse still only two notes – A and F – work.
Stephen’s doing his best to communicate using just the two notes – experimenting with variations of long and short blasts – but, sadly, just sounds like a cross between a police siren and a broken ice cream van.
Basically at the moment he can say sweet F, A.
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IF YOU’VE BEEN AFFECTED BY ANY OF THE ISSUES RAISED IN THIS POST,
THEN THERE ISN’T A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN RING…
YOU’RE COMPLETELY ON YOUR OWN…