Number 1 in a VERY occasional Series
My mate Dennis who I think is in his 20s (not sure, but he’s 19 stone at least) struck a chord with me and the rest of us on remand when he started talking about his first encounter with this fiendish and completely male-hostile device.
He suffers from advanced halitosis and a variety of skin diseases that are keeping the local Boots dispensary working around the clock. He may be 52 but he can recall it like it was yesterday – which was EXACTLY when it was that he finally got his trembling hands on what can only be described as… lingerie.
His heart was pounding. He was nervous and afraid.
Would he damage it in some way?
Would he not be able to undo it and look a fool?
And the worst and most terrifying of all
– would he be able to put it back in the drawer EXACTLY as he’d found it before his sister got back from the shops.
* Don’t know if there is such a thing as a “Gents bra” ….and I’m too afraid to Google it.