I don’t have a problem with super injunctions – Ryan Giggs refused to sleep with me and that’s that.
BUT I do think my mate Simon might be being exploited by the legal profession (allegedly).
Unfortunately he suffers from schizophrenia and – whilst upset and confused – managed to take out an injunction against his other self.
He’s now spending most of his time on the ‘phone to his lawyer responding to threatening letters he has sent to himself…he is literally meeting himself coming back.
Somebody should have a word with both of him.