Every machine I have contact with seems to have turned against me.
My PC treats me with disdain….
(PLEASE ‘CLICK‘ on the ‘Blue Screen of Death’ -below – to enlarge it – then you’ll see what I’m on about)….
The bank’s cash machine is openly hostile towards me.
I swear it tried to catch my fingers last time I tried to insert my card…
My sat nav keeps directing me towards Beachy Head…and urging me to:
“…put my foot down…”
I think I might cancel the order for the colonic irrigation machine.